I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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