Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
So vagazzling was a success
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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