How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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