No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
So much rum. So many feels.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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