Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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