I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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