You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Randomize
