my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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