the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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