There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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