thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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