Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
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