Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Let's paint friendship bongs
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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