oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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