Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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