If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
this just has baby written all over it
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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