problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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