Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
only if we run a train.
done.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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