Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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