I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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