Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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