Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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