She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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