Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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