I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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