So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
