I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
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