thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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