Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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