I smell stomach acid.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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