why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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