This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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