i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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