dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
