Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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