toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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