It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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