i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Randomize
