This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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