I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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