Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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