Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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