she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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