I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
