Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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