I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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