is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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