We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Dear god my vagina.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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