i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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