turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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